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Doo-dee-doo. More crap from me, just what you always wanted.

Some stuff up top that might be ID material one day. And by that of course I mean the snorfblatterwaddlemelon. Just for you, Red. (:

Drunk Daubenmire. You have no idea. Watching an intoxicated shapeshifter makes you feel like the one who's smashed. And yes, Morgan, we know you've been blessed with the power of flight, shut up.

That's Rebecca braiding Vra'kriss' hair for him, but you can't tell and whatever. Bah.

Eric wants to say thank you to *FroudTheXenophile for reminding me that he exists. Looking back at my old drawings I realize I've been too nice in the past, he's the incarnation of gluttony, he's supposed to be a fatass. I imagine that's why he looks so happy with me right now. He'll get over it.

Also, his three beloved doggies, Bacchus (Alaskan malamute), Wolver (golden retriever), and Morrigan (beagle). It's not entirely certain they're aware Eric's the same person in his monster shape but they certainly get excited during his shifts as it means Master can't sit in front of the glowing box all day (the computer, Eric's a freelance digital artist by trade and his big fluffy monster mitts kind of make working tedious) and long walkies in the park and all-out wrestling match dogpiles in the living room are eminent.

He'll be the first to say he looks pretty ridiculous out walking his dogs in monster shape, then, he looks pretty ridiculous out walking in monster shape. It pays to have a sense of humor when you've been cursed to eternity as a deadly sin.

Talking too much again.

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:iconchriststarrgirl:
Christstarrgirl Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

Eric looks so cute when he's mad! XD 

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GilmourApatosaur Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it! You give an excellent sense of expression to all of them!:thumbsup:
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Evan7178 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god, your work is adorable.
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redflowerblooming Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
awwwww beagle!!! :heart:
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Ginger-Seat Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
How the heck did Morgan meet Magda anyway?

Also, Eric's a big cutie. :love:
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Altalamatox Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
Haha, well, you could write a book about how Morgan met Magda. I guess that's kind of the idea...

In a nutshell, I think the idea is that Magda was traveling to her home city with a caravan of mixed strangers and an armed guard, the only intelligent way to travel during wartime. Especially with a certain shapeshifting demon thing haunting the wilds and picking off parties. Unbeknownst to the travelers, but not to Daubenmire, a teenage prince was being transported in their group and their guards were royal guards undercover.

Morgan, bent on ending the war by causing more violence, had taken a mind to kidnap the prince and threaten to do terrible things to him if his father would not recall his troops and call for negotiations.

Morgan attacks the party, swooping around as a dragon, trying to break up the guards, takes a dive at a group of them but- unthinkably- the apparently invincible shapeshifter becomes a mess of airborne slime halfway there and ends up skidding along the ground into a pathetic, unconscious puddle of goo.

He wakes up later in a basket being carried by Magda as ordered by the captain of the guard who intends to bring Morgan to the king as his prisoner. The captain's also confiscated from Magda a certain relic of hers which seems to cancel Morgan's abilities. Magda is about the only one who will talk with Morgan at first and while hauling his amorphous ass around they got to be sort of friends.

That was kind of long. Sorry, I don't usually write stuff down, questions like this help me get my thoughts in order, thank you!

Eric is a very big cutie. :XD:
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Meow-meow21 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011
I LOVE your brainspews. All your characters have so much life and such skill dude!! I try drawing everyday but with school and all i has not much time and i love to draw. These are so AWESOME!! =D
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WildFree Featured By Owner May 24, 2011
uno pił bello dell'altro *_*
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firesember222 Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
Awwwww, Monster!Eric is just so damn adorable/awesome. I demand more Eric!:giggle:
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sweets8 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011
heheh, I cee yew draw on the back of anything as long as there's blank space available too, huh? only problem with that is when you go to scan it! :dohtwo:

and of course, I love all that stuff you throw out there, put's a smile on me face =P Also, I like it when you talk, very interesting things seem to come out of it, so don't stop! XP
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Shralana Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
I love that last one, and the dinosaur jumping on the trampoline! Hehe :D
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Shadowphoenix21 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011  Hobbyist
I love how you add humor and character to all your drawings ^^
Awesome sketches as always :)
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MummyMetaller Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011
These sketches are awesome :lol:
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karookachoo Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
I LOVE SKETCHES YES!
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SchlagerFuchs Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
I always look forward to these! <3 Love the random ratty have 2 of them myself my boys, Tako and Sashimi. Also fancy whale is fancy, indeed :3
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Child-of-God Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011
I love the sun's face! SO CUTE! :D
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SoulLostAtSea Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
Aaaaaah, the dogpile is adorable!
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fictionalboyfriend Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
...it that Thcrapth I spy in a bucket up there? (Disregard this comment if you haven't read Carpe Jugulum.)

Also, this is brilliant as usual, and it's always awesome to be able to sneak personal creations or fannish whatsits into art projects for credit. :D
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Altalamatox Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
He was part of a larger picture for an assignment in my illustration class (nothing to do with Discworld) so I told myself I wouldn't go look at Kidby's Thcrapth until the project was over lest I just vomit up his own frankendog. I should go look now and see how close or not I came to his...

Ha! XD Okay, not bad. I'm glad I used dalmatian on this guy, that helps keep him different. (Kind of wanted throw in some poodle somewhere, I wish I had. I bet he has a poodle tail if we could see it.)
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fictionalboyfriend Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
He is the cutest little ball of scraps I've ever seen, I daresay (yours, not Kidby's - haven't actually seen his illustrations for that book, and am going to have to go hunt them down now).
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Altalamatox Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
Aw, well, thank you! <3 And pfft, this was more elusive than I thought it would be: [link] I have an Art of book for the Discworld series and this illustration's in there. Aaah, I love Kidby's art! *worship*
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AngeliqueAlene Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
I can't help but love how you always give animals the best expressions. And I've missed Eric. <3
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Barbossamonkey Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
Frankenstein's dog... I should have thought of that first. Lol Cute little bugger.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011  Student General Artist
Dude that one for your class with the cyborg hand.
:jawdrop:
that is all I can say
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I am amazed. dude you have raw talent, if you aren't working for a major motion picture company soon I'm going to be rolling into a grave. Somebody is gonna snatch you up. If they don't they're stoopid, whoever "they" is.
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TryToStopMe Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
maybe someday life will make sense...but probably not! :D

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Queen-of-Randomness Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
Your art class project is SO MUCH EPIC WIN. I'd fave that, as opposed to tapping it.

Nevermind.

Also, could Benji be fixing a certain leaky sink? :giggle:
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Oly-RRR Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011  Professional General Artist
Awww, you draw most adorable dogs! And your sketches are awesome as always.
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daisy-kraft Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe, looks like the malamute is giving Eric's arm a good 'wrestle'! Sorry to be vulgar, i couldn't help myself....
Have a good day noaw xoxo
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Altalamatox Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
(No, it really does, I was thinking the very same thing. XD)
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SilverGryphon8 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
No such thing as talking too much, m'dear.

I love this, as always. D'awww, look at the widdle dwunk shapeshifter... ^_^ *scritches kitty tummy*

Ben looks really cute in a T-shirt, I gotta say.

TOOTHLESS ZOMG *squee*

*squints at the old guy with the coffee cup* Is that whatshisname, the old guy from the Pixar short about the guy playing chess with himself for his dentures?
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Altalamatox Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
Oh? Don't tempt me, I've been known to vomit lethal text walls at the slightest provocation. You know this to be true. (:

Teehee, drunk liddle kitty Morgan. I love drunk liddle kitty Morgan. The only trouble with drunk liddle kitty Morgan? The high probability of him becoming drunk giant reptile Morgan sooner or later. INTOXICATED DRAGONS ARE NOT GOOD NEWS.

Hey, you didn't think he wore the knight garb all the time despite that I've never drawn him out of it before *cough*, did you? He owns some jeans and t-shirts for days he doesn't especially feel like being gawked at.

Ha! No, he's not, but that's exactly what a classmate of mine and my roommate said. Forgot that short existed! Had to go watch it again. Oh my god, such nonsense and fun, I love Pixar. (Geri's his name.)
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SilverGryphon8 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
Hey, I LIKE your lethal text wall vomit. Therefore I provoke you at every chance I get =p

Intoxicated dragon = *giggle*

Um... I hadn't thought he might have other clothes... 'cause you're right, you almost never draw him in anything else. But yeah... really cute in a T-shirt, that man. If that wouldn't convert me to being a Ben fangirl, I'm not sure what would =p

Geri! I knew it was something old-people related! He's in Toy Story 2 as well- as the toy cleaner.
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Captn-Shamrock Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Student General Artist
"Snorfblatterwaddlemelon" reminded me of a kids song I used to listen to a long time ago... :XD:
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narrendor Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011   General Artist
Aww I love these. All of them. But that little snail with wings takes the cake x3
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waterdrup Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Srry but, I'm mainly faving this, for the owls :iconiloveitplz:
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RedWinterwolf Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
SNORFBLATTERWADDLEMELON!

Bwahahahaha! Oh, that made an already good day pure awesome :XD:

The 'no perspective' lion looks like the 'Close Enough' meme. Google it to see what I mean.
<3 Spew :3
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Altalamatox Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
Ahaaha! It really does! :D I should change the annotation...
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RedWinterwolf Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
:XD: Spews. Winning since [Insert Established Date Here]
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PrinzeBurnzo Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
you see, the best thing about being an artist is you can never feel alone :). you cant possibly feel lonely because you have all these characters you can think about and draw. you show a great example of this. To show artists out there that they shouldnt be afraid to make their character come alive and interact with them! i am talking nonsense. ill just finish with, I love your work! i always have! :). true story ;)
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CatholicVampire Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011   Writer
OMGs! Morgan is hysterical. I've always known this, but I think it bears repeating: Morgan is frickin' hysterical.
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CaptainSeawolf Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011   General Artist
Love the brain spews and man I didn't think Morgan could LOOK any crazier but getting wings I suppose proves me again wrong... :giggle: Love the art, as always, bravo!
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Lordfell Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Damn I love your brain spews! :dummy:
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divamentalis Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
Great, as usual! Is that a rat looking up at Benjamin? I hope so - your world needs more rats - friendly, magical ones of course! (there speaks the owner of 5 pet rats who are extremely naughty, very cheeky, but delightfully loveable).
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Altalamatox Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
Yes it be! Rats are pretty sweet, and the talking mouse/rat thing is such a common fantasy trope I'm surprised I actually don't have any around my stories yet as pets or otherwise (although, when in doubt Penny's got one or two of most things as pets).

Five! That's a lot of rats! :D
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ALPHA2T Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Student Filmographer
they may not be the most risky caricatures, but they are really appealing, GJ!
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Pavender Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay, this one made me laugh. XD Very much.
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FroudTheXenophile Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011   General Artist
Think nothing of it, Eric and that is a very nice pic of a dogpile plus one monster.
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Altalamatox Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
Eric: Why thank you, we rehearse. :3
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FroudTheXenophile Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011   General Artist
:)
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itsthunderkid Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
was that final traditional? man, I wish I could get colors like that.
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