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BrainSpew the 75th by Altalamatox BrainSpew the 75th by Altalamatox
Blurgh, the long spring of art death threatens to spill into the summer. I feel like I'm making up for having less drawings anymore by posting them huge and yaking about them a lot.

Apparently, nowhere in all my blabbing about Eric's curse did I mention he's a sad bag of bones when he first transforms. He looks and acts pretty terrifying for a bit, it's a state which is quickly remedied. Meantime don't let him lick you, that spit'll strip paint.

Eric: Ah, and for the record, I don't have boxers with muffins on them. They're obviously cupcakes.

Original original character revist timeh:

Tom used to be something of a loose cannon, certainly never a villain but ordered his clothes from the same catalogue.

If Benís life seems oddly idyllic relative to the rest of my cast, itís because heís already died and gone to heaven. I suspect I have a lot of subliminal guilt about using him for a punching bag of pathos throughout my late childhood.

The only good way I've found to win the argument that Corneliusí glatnism can't possibly be as miserable as he says has been to remind him of the days he was a GIANT HOWLING MUTANT PHLEGM, because it makes him turn white and stagger off to look at pictures of kittens.

(For the interested, I believe lubii, the beasties that pass on glatnism, may now look something like mini cousins of this fine thing.)

Back into the woodwork I go.

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X-I-L2048 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Your descriptions are pure gold (to say nothing of the sketches themselves). XD The part about Cornelius staggering off to look at pictures of kittens had me howling for a good minute. :lmao:
ShannonAllAround Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the design for the 5 inch person! Thats super awesome. :D
weeya1 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
So Tom is not a villain? darn, I mean cool!

I'm just sying that he looks like he would be an awsome villain =D
Altalamatox Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
If it makes it better, he did have a stint as an antihero. Not as awesome as a villain, but it's something! I think it may well be because Tom looks SO MUCH like a bad guy that I can't possibly make him one. He'd maybe be running a little cliche. 
weeya1 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
Ahhh, I see=D
Shralana Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
I want some shorts with muffins on them, or maybe pajamas, lol, those are awesome lol
marshmallowkitty Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How do you keep your sketch dumps looking so clean and crisp?
Altalamatox Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
I guess I kind of draw cleanly to begin with? I do some digital clean up but they kind of just come out this way.
marshmallowkitty Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the advice :)
AraSwebx Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah a new one!!! I like them so much!!
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