Because I want to be killed in my sleep by my own creation. Also because it's his biiiiiirthday today. And generally because teeny newt Cornelius is friggen adorable. Now I'm doomed to having him stare balefully up at me whenever I'm by my lamp. This I think I can live with. WEE LIDDLE FEETS.
Followed your guys' advice and got me some sandpaper which worked wonders for rubbing out fingerprints and lumps. Stupidly, these pictures were shot before sanding, but take my word for it. He turned out smooth. Smooth as a glatni's bum.
Excuse me. I have to start running now.